ever wondered???

What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes as one of your wishes?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
Does cupid have a girlfriend?
Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
What's the opposite of opposite?
Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they rememberthat they forgot?

apology

well i m getting bak tom my blog after a real loooong time.

thnx a lot for ur comments ppl........but for ppl like amrusha hoom i havent included in my poem...well don feel bad.....it wasnt intentional.........i jus cudnt fit u.....i m sry......
well this was my apology



now...amrusha chatti....n all others.....beware........don give crapy comments
my blog is precious to me........plzz send nice n sweet messages
like the ones hoo have sent me.

Hey people!Well i have just started with my blog but i m really very confused as to how to carry on with it.

Please people gimmy suggestions/comments which can make OUR blog something really nice...............

waiting EAGERLY for ur COMMENTS.

I describe some of my frnds like this..........have a look!

The BEST batch tht one cud ever see
Was our batch of 2003.

V r really intelligent, naughty & smart
Once U meet us we'll steal ur hearts.

Lets begin wid the bookworms of the lot
Some brains Tejas & Bakshi have got(actually many brains)

Ashwith & Anuj follow near
U'll see them in IIT in the coming years

Sharad can U into laughing spells
Arjun is as high as church bells

Pooja & Madhulika----the inseparable
For doing the craziest things they r quite capable

Ali & Abhinav r soul mates
When it comes to gals, they have different tastes

Pawan is the happiest of all
Has lots of potential, untrapped & uncalled

Ishita Jain is all about smiles
Whose glow can feed ur miles
She'll brighten ur day
If she ever comes ur way(well thelines r certainly by me, but the name has been suggested by......)

RT , a gem of a grl
A frnd like hers is hard to find, just like a prefect pearl(again i m the writer......n the name is given by me &........)

Anurag is a man of few words
He is out of the bunch of nerds(IS HE???????)

Neil & Andy r like two feathers of the same bird
Proud of being "PSYCHOS", they quarrel wid ppl on simple matters(hey guys don mind!!)

Reshul is closest to a grouch
Shrikant behaves like a slouch

Barath is a basketball freak(god knos weather he can play or not)

When Preeti speaks her voice creaks

Rohan is always on the lookout for birds
Saket, Rohit & Sreenath have a world of their own

Rahul Panse always wears a smile
Ravinder thinks hez full of style
Pratik is the bhai of mumbai while
Yash is very reserve & shy

Ameya & Adhiraj have loads of fun
"Dost ho tho aisi" which can be shaken by none

Amanpreet clearly resembles a teddy bear
Whlie Aashray bunks without any fear(gutsy guy)

Savyasachi is a rare sight in class
Crushes for him is a usuall time pass

Saloni is certainly charming personified
While Siddharth is jocial,crazy but bright(hopefully i m not wrong)

Hey now one is lefy & tht is me
What do i say about me???????
U ppl temme something about me!!!


THTS ALL I HAVE TO SAY,
MY MOTTO IN LIFE TO BE HAPPY EVERYDAY!

hey frdnz!!......
well this not a poem, article,...........
well i have jus started my blog.so if any of you wanna comment at at it, u r most welcome.
moreover come up wid suggestions to make this blog a nice one.

MATRIMONY: BY SHAKESPEARE

Who were the bride & the bridegroom?
Romeo & Juliet

When did he propose?
Twelfth Night.

What was her reply?
As U Like it.

Who were the chief guests?
Anthony & Cleopatra.

From whom was the ring obtained?
The Merchnt of Menice.

Who were the grooms friends?
Two gentleman of Verona.

Who prepared the wedding feast?
The merry wives of Windsor.

Where did they live after marriage?
Hamlet.

What was their honeymoon like?
A Midsummers Night's Dream.

What was their married life like?
The Tempest.

What was the groonms occupation?
Taming of the Shrew.